A Lindsay is a common breed of Hominid native to the valleys of southern California. They are known to migrate to inhospitable political and economical climates near the gulf where they stay for up to seven years. Scientists have yet to understand why such a migration exists in consideration of the many dangers accompanied by such a move with little to no benefits. Born with the ability to camouflage themselves in order to blend into the native populous, the Common Lindsay will make loud whiny-like calls, lamenting her situation and bemoaning her lack of financial bliss to other random Hominids on the Internet. If spotted, the Common Lindsay is likely to get upset and rely a long and pointless tale of why she is the only one at her work who ever manages to get anything done.
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